People say I'm like a cat, and I'll love you 5ever if you give me a blueberry muffin made with love.

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via always-stay-yourself-2205)

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sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: shigaretto)

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Yeah guys, keep thinking that swimming competitively is all fun and games like on free. Keep thinking freestyle is the most beautiful stroke.
You know Nothing.

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cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

(via stained-glasseyes)

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wildniam:

theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look

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(Source: fuckedluke, via resili-ance)

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via resili-ance)

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via resili-ance)

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twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

(via resili-ance)

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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via resili-ance)

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asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

(via resili-ance)

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stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

(Source: stability, via resili-ance)

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spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

(via fruittellaa)

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curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via resili-ance)

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